They Would Have Been Pretty Good ‘Sanitation Engineers’

From FindLaw: “Three bungling crooks spent hours prying a cash machine loose and then stealing it, only to realize later that it had been out of order for two years. The thieves’ efforts to steal the ATM machine from L and G restaurant [in Chicago] early Aug. 22 were met with little resistance from the restaurant owner and employees who had long been trying to get rid of the machine.”